The Business of Roadkill Cleanup
    By Eric Hammer 
    Believe it or not, there are people who are paid for doing
    roadkill cleanup. In fact, they are paid quite well (considering
    that it is mostly unskilled labor) for doing it. In essence,
    you spend your day driving around in a truck and picking up the
    carcasses of dead animals who were killed along the side of the
    road. No, its no glamour job and it can be kind of depressing
    and even smelly, but, as the saying goes, its a dirty job
    by someones got to do it. 
    There are both government jobs in this business as well as
    private jobs. Sometimes, the city or state will arrange for their
    own roadkill cleanup crews who drive around in government vehicles
    and who draw a government salary, usually a decent one, though
    not necessarily a great one. 
    
    However, there is also the possibility of creating your own
    company.  Your
    company would then contract out with the city or state to provide
    the same services that they would have had with a professional
    service. Often, if you own the company, you can make more money
    by getting a contract like this, but be aware that the business
    can be competitive. You're likely not the first person to realize
    that a stinky job can be a pretty well paid one. Therefore, you
    will need to make your bid competitive and you will need to find
    a way to make sure the city or state picks your company and not
    another one for their needs. 
    (Flicker photo by Hunter Desportes) 
    
    How Much Can You Make? 
    The amount you can earn for doing roadkill cleanup varies
    widely. Many people talk about getting just $15 an hour for doing
    the job (then again, for what is basically an unskilled, if disgusting
    job, the money isn't horrible). However, those running their
    own companies which subcontract with the state or city can often
    take in a decent living, sometimes running to the high five figures
    and even low six figures. It really depends where you work, whether
    you are working for someone else (who after all has to make a
    living also) and how willing you are to go the distance for the
    job. 
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    Aside from government jobs or contracts, it's also possible
    to land additional work, especially if you run your own firm,
    contracting with private individuals. Don't forget that animals
    don't necessarily die in convenient places. Sometimes, a raccoon
    will crawl into someones attic to spend its final days
    and homeowners will pay good money for someone to come in, remove
    it and get the smell dealt with as well. 
    One of the most important things that most roadkill cleanup
    technicians mention that they need to have is human empathy.
    Especially if you are cleaning up in someones home, you
    could easily be cleaning up the family pet who got him or herself
    stuck somewhere inaccessible where it died from starvation. However,
    even when cleaning up by the side of the road, you often will
    have to deal with people who are distressed over the experience
    of having found a dead animal and who need comforting. Roadkill
    removal professionals say the job is part therapist and part
    clean up crew. 
    In general, if you can deal with the smell and the emotional
    trauma, you may also want to consider working with companies
    specialize in the removal of human remains. As horrible as it
    may sound, the experience is not very different from removing
    a dead animal from someones home. Sometimes, when a murder
    occurs, special cleanup crews need to be brought in to clean
    the site. Other times, if someone dies and isn't noticed for
    a while, there can be all kinds of contaminants to clean up.
    It's a disgusting job, but like roadkill cleanup, it's something
    many people don't want to do and as such it's pretty well paid
    work all things considered. 
    Qualifications / Requirements 
    You will typically need to go for a certain amount of training
    in order to land a job working in roadkill cleanup. The training
    can last from one month to several months and will typically
    involve your learning how to stay safe while working along the
    side of a busy highway, how to remove a carcass which may have
    frozen to the ground in cold weather or partially decomposed
    and how to sanitize for smells when working in or near someones
    home. 
    First Steps 
    Start by looking for entry level work either with a private
    contractor or with your local city or state roadkill cleanup
    authority. You are unlikely to be able to start your own business
    just because you walk in and say you are interested, but eventually,
    you can work your way up to that if you take the time to learn
    the ropes first. 
    Resources 
    http://www.ehow.com/how_4505882_remove-roadkill.html
    - Some how-to advice. 
    http://www.allstaranimalremoval.com/Services/DeadAnimals2.html
    - Questions and answers about dead animal cleanup. 
    http://everyjoe.com/work/small-business-blogging-challenge-6-roadkill-remover/
    - Blog post about roadkill removal. 
    http://www.rru.com/ad-tech.html
    - Job postings. 
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